So this one time Cap went into his apartment and Bucky tipped him off that the muthafuckin' Red Skull himself was hiding out in Cap's bathroom! U believe that shit? So Cap opens the door an' sho nuff there's the Red Skull squattin' in the dark on the toilet......
Red Skull: Sup Bro
Cap: Don't call me bro Skull.
Red Skull: Yo yo yo yo, my bad Cap!
Cap: listen shut your mouth or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you.
And End Scene. TRUE STORY!